Variety Is The Spice Of Love.

Love, The Quest; Marriage, The Conquest; Divorce, The Inquest.

Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance, Matrimony A Matter Of Money And Divorce A Matter Of Course.

Jealousy Is The Tie That Binds, And Binds, And Binds.

What A Man Calls His 'conscience' Is Merely The Mental Action That Follows A Sentimental Reaction After Too Much Wine Or Love.

An Optimist Is Merely An Ex-pessimist With His Pockets Full Of Money, His Digestion In Good Condition, And His Wife In The Country.