Variety Is The Spice Of Love.

Kissing A Smoker Is Like Licking An Ashtray.

Love Will Never Be Ideal Until Man Recovers From The Illusion That He Can Be Just A Little Bit Faithful Or A Little Bit Married.

To A Man, Marriage Means Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of The Chiffonier Drawers; To A Woman, Giving Up Four Out Of Five Of Her Opinions.

No Girl Who Is Going To Marry Need Bother To Win A College Degree; She Just Naturally Becomes A "master Of Arts" And A "doctor Of Philosophy" After Catering To An Ordinary Man For A Few Years.

A Man Can Become So Accustomed To The Thought Of His Own Faults That He Will Begin To Cherish Them As Charming Little 'personal Characteristics.'