Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

There's A Very Fine Line Between Giving Someone The Heimlich Maneuver And Dry-humping A Stranger.

My Mind Says One Thing, But My Body Says Another. Thanks A Lot, Indian Food And Beer.

Whenever I See An Autobiography For Sale In The Book Store I Just Flip To The About The Author Section. I'm Like, "done, Next!"

I Like Parties, But I Don't Like Piñatas Because The Pinata Promotes Violence Against Flamboyant Animals. Hey, There's A Donkey With Some Pizzazz. Let's Kick Its Ass.