Two Irishmen Were Passing A Pub -

What's The Difference Between A Rottweiler And A Poodle Peeing On Your Leg? You Let The Rottweiler Finish.

Someone Threw A Petrol Bomb At Alex Higgins Once And He Drank It!

I'm Staying In A Lovely Hotel, Dressing Robe Behind The Door, Lovely Fluffy Sheets - Took Me A Half An Hour Getting My Suitcase Closed.

There Was An Irish Space Program To Go To The Sun. They Went At Night So They Didn't Get Burnt.

A Man Goes Into Boots And Says: "have You Got Any Viagra?" "do You Have A Prescription?" Asks The Chemist. "no," He Replies, "but 'i've Got A Photograph Of The Wife."