Two Irishmen Were Passing A Pub -

This Is Frank Carson, News At Ten, Sober.

I Was Going Up To The Bathroom And A Woman Asked Me: "have You A Good Memory For Faces?" I Asked Why And She Said: "because There Isn't A Mirror Up There."

My Uncle Jimmy Took Liver Salts Twice A Day For 40 Years. He Died On Sunday, Was Buried Wednesday And The Following Friday They Had To Go To The Cemetery To Beat His Liver To Death With A Stick.

I Am Accusing Him Of Stealing My Best Material, He Was A Very Funny Man.

Two Irishmen Were Passing A Pub - Well, It Could Happen.