To Speak His Thoughts Is Every Freeman's

Will Cast The Spear And Leave The Rest To Jove.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

We Got A Little Rule Back Home: If It's Brown, Drink It Down. If It's Black, Send It Back.

There Is A Strength In The Even Of Very Sorry Men

For Love Deceives The Best Of Woman Kind.