I'm Like That Guy Who Single-handedly Built

This Year I Invested In Pumpkins. They've Been Going Up The Whole Month Of October And I Got A Feeling They're Going To Peak Right Around January. Then Bang! That's When I'll Cash In.

She Threw Into The Wine Which They Were Drinking A Drug Which Takes Away Grief And Passion And Brings Forgetfulness Of All Ills

And Would'st Thou Evil For His Good Repay?

Thou Shalt Not Horn In On Thy Husbands Racket

A Sympathetic Friend Can Be Quite As Dear As A Brother.