To Be A Comedian, You Have To

They Say That Women Like A Man Who Can Make Them Laugh, And I Find That If You Can Make A Woman Laugh On The First And Second Dates, Then You're Doing Well.

In A Perfect World, My Tennis Game Gets Better. I Have Kids And A Beautiful Wife And Live On Some Hill Somewhere That's Not In Los Angeles. And The Script That Tom Hanks Just Barely Turned Down Gets In My Hands.

I Don't Need To Be Reminded That I Was On 'friends.' I Remember - Some Of It, Anyway.

If I Hadn't Had The Experience Of Being Famous, I Would Have Searched For It My Whole Life. I Would Have Just Gone On And On Trying To Find It.

My Feeling On Therapy Is It's A Luxury, And If You're Fortunate Enough To Get Some Smart People To Talk To About Life, Then That's Fortunate And You Should Go For It.