Throwing Acid Is Wrong... In Some People's

I Didn't Plan To Be The Rude Middle-class Comedian. You Write A Certain Type Of Joke That You Find Funny, And Mine Happen To Be Often Rude. Yes, It's Juvenile, But That's Me.

More People Are Going Out To Comedy Shows Than They Were Before.

I'm Not Being Condescending, I'm Too Busy Thinking About Far More Important Things You Wouldn't Understand.

I've Got A Friend Whose Nickname Is "shagger". You Might Think That's Pretty Cool. She Doesn't Like It.

I, Of Course, Don't Have An Accent. This Is Just How Things Sound When They Are Pronounced Properly.