Those Who Welcome Death Have Only Tried

The Only Time That Most Women Give Their Orating Husbands Undivided Attention Is When The Old Boys Mumble In Their Sleep.

Popularity Is Exhausting. The Life Of The Party Almost Always Winds Up In A Corner With An Overcoat Over Him.

I Hate Careless Flattery, The Kind That Exhausts You In Your Efforts To Believe It.

I Never Saw A Mob Rush Across Town To Do A Good Deed.

I Had Never Considered Marriage, But I Had An Open Mind, And I Was To Learn After A Brief Try At It That Most Open Minds Should Be Closed For Repairs.