Most Hard-boiled People Are Half-baked.

Women Can Instantly See Through Each Other, And It's Surprising How Little They Observe That's Pleasant.

The Difference Between Chirping Out Of Turn And A Faux Pas Depends On What Kind Of A Bar You're In.

There Is Something About A Closet That Makes A Skeleton Terribly Restless.

All Anger Is Not Sinful, Because Some Degree Of It, And On Some Occasions, Is Inevitable. But It Becomes Sinful And Contradicts The Rule Of Scripture When It Is Conceived Upon Slight And Inadequate Provocation, And When It Continues Long.

Most Hard-boiled People Are Half-baked.