Those Who Can't Laugh At Themselves Leave

For People Who Like Peace And Quiet: A Phoneless Cord.

To People Who Make Moving Ads That Block The View Of Websites: Not Only Will We Not Buy From You, But We Want Shrews To Eat Your Liver.

Technology Is Constantly Improving Our Lives. Look At The Cellular Telephone. Just Ten Years Ago, Virtually Nobody Was Able To Get Into A Car Crash Caused By Trying To Steer And Dial At The Same Time; Today, People Do This All The Time.

The Leading Cause Of Death Among Fashion Models Is Falling Through Street Grates.

I Don't Know What You Can Possibly Do For Less Than $50 To Have Somebody Come In Your House.