Trails Need To Be Wider So People

Never Board A Commercial Aircraft If The Pilot Is Wearing A Tank Top.

Today's Toys Contain Computer Chips, So They Can Move And Talk; This Stimulates The Mind Of Your Child. Notice I Say "your Child." My Child Just Wants To Eat The Toys.

If Women Were In Charge Of All The World's Nations, There Would Be Sincerely Believe This - No Military Conflicts, And When There Was A Military Conflict, Everybody Involved Would Feel Just Awful And There Would Soon Be A High-level Exchange Of Notes Written On Greeting Cards With Flowers On The Front, Followed By A Peace Luncheon

If Swimming Is So Good For Your Figure, How Do You Explain Whales?

Before Going On A Diet You Should Consult Your Doctor, Or At Least Send Him Some Money.