We Don't Shoot Somebody Soon, I'm Gonna

Playing An Unamplified Electric Guitar Is Like Strumming On A Picnic Table.

Democracy: In Which You Say What You Like And Do What You're Told.

Do Not Spit Gum In The Drinking Fountains.

There Are Two Distinctive Classes Of People Today, Those Who Have Personal Computers, And Those Who Have Several Thousand Extra Dollars Apiece.

Please Try Not To Be Such A Wiener-head.