This Must Be The Legendary Yankee Rudeness

He Managed To Convey Indifference, Contempt, And Boredom In The One Word.

I Would've Asked Him To Bring A Shovel And Come To Help Me Dig A Body Up. That Was What A Boyfriend Should Do, Right?" -sookie Stackhouse

I Hate Witches. Humans Had The Right Idea, Burning Them At The Stake.

We Followed The Bondage Bobbsey Twins Across The Crowded Dance Floor. Those Leather Shorts Were An Adventure From Behind, Let Me Tell You. And The Pictures Of Elvis Decorating The Walls Were An Education, Too. It Wasn’t Often You Ran Into A Bondage/elvis/ Whorehouse-themed Vampire Club.

Episcopalians Are Pretty Thin On The Ground In The Central United States.