This Must Be The Legendary Yankee Rudeness

I Was Surprised To Find Out There Was A Direct Line From My Palm To My, My, Hootchie.

You Won't Find A Vampire In A Ford Fiesta

It Wasn't Often You Ran Into Bondage/elvis/whorehouse-themed Vampire Club

When You've Been Really Beaten, You Realize That You Are Just An Envelope Of Skin, An Easily Penetrated Envelope That Holds Together A Lot Of Fluids And Some Rigid Structures, Which In Their Turn Can Simply Be Broken And Invaded.

If I Have To Choose Between You And Me - I Like Me Better.