I Could Add Her To The Long

My Mother Finally Took Me To A Child Psychologist, Who Knew Exactly What I Was, But She Just Couldn’t Accept It And Kept Trying To Tell My Folks I Was Reading Their Body Language And Was Very Observant, So I Had Good Reason To Imagine I Heard People’s Thoughts. Of Course, She Couldn’t Admit I Was Literally Hearing People’s Thoughts Because That Just Didn’t Fit Into Her World.

Why Don't They Just Take Him Out?" I Asked. I'm Not Politically Minded, As I Guess You Can Tell. Mr. Cataliades Was Smiling At Me. "so Direct, So Classic," He Said. "so American.

Then Was Ashamed Of Myself. I Should Be Happy For What I'd Been Given. I Hoped God Hadn't Noticed My Lapse In Appreciation.

I'm A Middle-class Former Housewife Who Goes To My Daughter's Softball Games.

The Average Woman Would Not Be Pondering How Fast Her Date Could Kill Her, But I’ll Never Be An Average Woman.