This Is Why I Hate White People.

They Don't Let Many Black People In The Governor's Mansion In Alabama, Unless They're Cleaning.

We Don't Need Refs, But I Guess White Guys Need Something To Do.

People Always Say Turn The Other Cheek. If You Turn The Other Cheek, I'm Gonna Hit You In The Other Cheek Too.

You Know It's Going To Hell When The Best Rapper Out There Is White And The Best Golfer Is Black.

I’d Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can’t Play.