This Is War,' I Yelled Through The

Sorry About Bender," Lula Said, Letting The Trans Am Idle At The Curb. "maybe We Could Tell Vinnie He Died. We Could Say We Were All Set To Bring Bender In, And He Died. Bang. Dead As A Doorknob." "better Yet, Why Don't We Just Go Back And Kill Him," I Said. I Opened The Door To Leave, Caught My Toe In The Floor Mat, And Fell Out Of The Car, Face First. I Rolled Onto My Back And Stared Up At The Stars. "i'm Fine," I Said To Lula. "maybe I'll Sleep Here Tonight.

I Want To See Your Tailpipe Fading Off Into The Sunset." Good Luck, I Thought. My Tailpipe Was Somewhere On Route 1, Along With My Muffler.

I Almost Never Shoot People.

I Did Such A Gigantic Eye Roll I Almost Fell Over.

Morelli Smiled. "it Could Have Been Jenny Ragucci. That Makes Much More Sense. I Had Good Luck With Sluts." I Looked Over At Him. All In The Past," Morelli Said. "i'm A Cupcake Man Now." Whoa, Dude," Mooner Said. "that's So, Like, Cosmic.