He's A Good Man," Ranger Said. "and

I'm Sorry About Your Porsche." "i Can Replace The Porsche. I Can't Replace You. You Need To Be More Careful." I Was Just Sitting In Your Car!" Babe, You're A Magnet For Disaster.

I Did Such A Gigantic Eye Roll I Almost Fell Over.

I'm So Busy Writing And Editing Two Books A Year That I Don't Have Time For Painting Anymore.

I Shot That Sucker Right In The Gumpy." Grandma Mazur

You Think I'm Gonna Feel Better Eatin' A Carrot? Get A Grip. There's Two Idiots Out There Trying To Kill Me, And You Think I'm Gonna Waste My Last Breath On A Vegetable? (lula)