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Arson Is A Respected Profession Among Certain Subcultures In Jersey, And The Good Ones Don't Get Caught. The Good Ones Channel Lightning And Mysterious Acts Of Spontaneous Combustion.

I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.

Turns Out, That's How It Is With Weddings. You Just Keep Getting In Deeper And Deeper Until You Want To Throw Up.

Oh, For God's Sake," I Said. "just Give Me The Stupid Thing." I Took The Panic Button And Stuck It Into My Super Sexy Miracle Bra. "gps," Ranger Said To Morelli. "probably I Can Find Her Breast Without It," Morelli Said. "but It's Good To Know There's A Navigational System On Board If I Need It.

Mooner Was Walking Around Laying His Hands On The Cars, Divining Karma. "this Is It", He Said, Standing By A Small Khaki-colored Jeep."this Car Has Protective Qualities" You Mean Like A Guardian Angel?" I Mean, Like, It Has Seatbelts