This Is The Big One! You Hear

Health Nuts Are Going To Feel Stupid Someday, Lying In Hospitals Dying Of Nothing.

Junk Runs In The Family. My Granddad Was A Junk Man In St. Louis And So Was My Uncle.

Sanford And Son Is More Than Just A Name. It's A Condition, A Dynasty, An Empire. This Here Is The Finest Pile Of Junk Of The World.

The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.