Think! You Can Think Any Think That

You're A Monster, Mr. Grinch. Your Heart's An Empty Hole. Your Brain Is Full Of Spiders, You've Got Garlic In Your Soul.

Why Are They Sad And Glad And Bad? I Do Not Know, Go Ask Your Dad.

Think! Think And Wonder. Wonder And Think. How Much Water Can 55 Elephants Drink?

Think They Work You Too Hard? Think Of Poor Ali Sard. He Has To Mow Grass In His Uncle's Backyard And Its Quick Growing Grass And It Grows As He Mows It The Faster He Mows It The Faster He Grows It. And All That His Stingy Old Uncle Will Pay For His Shoving Mower Around The Hay Is Piffulous Pay Of Two Dooklas A Day. And Ali Can't Live On Such Piffulous Pay!

The Three Words That Best Describe You Are As Follows, And I Quote: Stink. Stank. Stunk.