Poor Empty Pants With Nobody Inside Them.

The Words In This Book Are All Phooey. When You Say Them, Your Lips Will Make Slips And Back Flips And Your Tongue May End Up In Saint Looey!

Preachers In Pulpits Talked About What A Great Message Is In The Book. No Matter What You Do, Somebody Always Imputes Meaning Into Your Books.

You'll Be On Your Way Up! You'll Be Seeing Great Sights! You'll Join The High Fliers Who Soar To High Heights.

Life's Just One Great Journey. It's A Road We Travel As We Go From Point A To Point B. What Makes That Journey Worthwhile Is The People We Choose To Travel With, The People We Hold Close As We Take Steps Into The Darkness And Blindly Make Our Way Through Life. They're The People Who Matter.

We've Taught You That The Earth Is Round, That Red And White Make Pink, And Something Else That Matters More - We've Taught You How To Think.