Poor Empty Pants With Nobody Inside Them.

People Are Weird. When We Find Someone With Weirdness That Is Compatible With Ours, We Team Up And Call It Love.

Writing For Children Is Murder. A Chapter Has To Be Boiled Down To A Paragraph. Every Word Has To Count.

When He Worked, He Really Worked. But When He Played, He Really Played.

Maybe Christmas, The Grinch Thought, Doesn't Come From A Store.

Oh The Places You'll Go! There Is Fun To Be Done! There Are Points To Be Scored. There Are Games To Be Won. And The Magical Things You Can Do With That Ball Will Make You The Winning-est Winner Of All.