Poor Empty Pants With Nobody Inside Them.

Thank Goodness For All The Things You Are Not, Thank Goodness You're Not Something Someone Forgot, And Left All Alone In Some Punkerish Place, Like A Rusty Tin Coat Hanger Hanging In Space.

Whenever Things Go A Bit Sour In A Job I'm Doing, I Always Tell Myself, 'you Can Do Better Than This.'

Be Who You Are And Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don't Matter And Those Who Matter Don't Mind. Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened.

You're A Monster, Mr. Grinch. Your Heart's An Empty Hole. Your Brain Is Full Of Spiders, You've Got Garlic In Your Soul.

Out There Things Can Happen, And Frequently Do, To People As Brainy And Footsy As You. And When Things Start To Happen, Don't Worry, Don't Stew. Just Go Right Along, You'll Start Happening Too!