Thin People Are Beautiful, But Fat People

Most Wives Think Of Their Husbands As Bumbling Braggarts With Whom They Happen To Be In Love.

One Of These Days... One Of These Days... Pow! Right In The Kisser!

If You Have It And You Know You Have It, Then You Have It. If You Have It And Don't Know You Have It, You Don't Have It. If You Don't Have It But You Think You Have It, Then You Have It.

Modesty In An Actor Is As Fake As Passion In A Call Girl.

I'm No Alcoholic. I'm A Drunkard. There's A Difference. A Drunkard Doesn't Like To Go To Meetings.