They Should Put Expiration Dates On Clothing

Without Comedy As A Defense Mechanism I Wouldn't Be Able To Survive.

Women Need To Know That Not All Guys Are Going To Hurt Them The Way That The Guy Did Before They Started Dating Me. I Know Guys I Wouldn't Go Out With.

But I Really Like Hosting, I Think It's A Strength Of Mine. It Allows Me To Improvise, And I Love The Spontaneity Of That, And I Think I'm Funny Behind The Desk When Interviewing Someone.

I'm Dating A Homeless Woman. It Was Easier Talking Her Into Staying Over.

Oysters Are Supposed To Enhance Your Sexual Performance, But They Don't Work For Me. Maybe I Put Them On Too Soon.