There's Only 2 Reasons That You Hate

So Many Times I've Done A Cd, And Then The Week After I Record It, I've Got This New Tagline That's Killer. And It Makes The Whole Bit Better. It Happens All The Time. But That's Just The Process Of Comedy.

Someone Else's Success Does Not Equal A Failure For You.

To Me, Comedy Is A Great Occupation Because I Don't Really Worry That Much About What Other People Think Of Me.

I've Been Involved In Mixed Martial Arts Since 1997 When I First Started Working For The Ufc.

If You Can Lie, You Can Act, And If You Can Lie To Crazy Girlfriends, You Can Act Under Pressure.