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I'm Really Happy That I've Been Able To Make People Laugh And Distract Them From Their Day To Day Bullshit At A Comedy Show Or Because They Enjoyed One Of My Cds Or Tv Specials, But I Don't Know How Many People Have Actually Had Life Changing Thoughts Because Of It.

Phil Hartman Was Brilliant, And Dave Foley Is A Really Funny Guy. Phil Hartman Was Actually Even Funnier Offstage Than He Was Onstage Because He Would Say Nasty Things. Dave Foley's Very Funny, Very Witty Guy, Very Quick.

We Live In A Society That Makes It Really Easy For These Pussies To Get By.

I Talk So Much About Sex That Girls Just Want To Meet Me.

The Quicker We All Realize That We've Been Taught How To Live Life By People That Were Operating On The Momentum Of An Ignorant Past The Quicker We Can Move To A Global Ethic Of Community That Doesn't Value Invented Borders Or The Monopolization Of Natural Resources, But Rather The Goal Of A Happier More Loving Humanity.