Comedy Is Really Not Like Any Other

You're Just Part Of The Soup Of The Universe, So Just Try To Enjoy What's Good About It.

When A Ball Goes Into A Net It Only Means Something Because We Decided It Means Something. When Somebody Punches Somebody In The Face It Always Means Something.

Stand-up Is Still My Favorite, But The Podcast Is A Close Second. It's So Fun, And It's Given Me The Oppor-tunity To Have Three-hour Conversations With People I Wouldn't Have Otherwise Been Able To Talk To. When I Talked To Maynard Keenan From Tool, I Almost Couldn't Believe It Was Happening.

Not All Comedy Clubs Or Situations Are Ideal, Especially When You're First Coming Up And I Think That's Good For You. Eventually You Get To Express Your Real Personality.

My Company Is Called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's Because That's What I Think All People Are: Talking Monkeys.