There's A Little Bit Of Fruitcake Left

Searching Is Half The Fun: Life Is Much More Manageable When Thought Of As A Scavenger Hunt As Opposed To A Surprise Party.

I'm Living On Things That Excite Me, Be They Pastry, Or Lobster, Or Love...

When They Tried To Draft Me, I Earned A College Degree.

Some People Think There's A Woman To Blame, But I Know - It's My Own Damn Fault

I'd Rather Die While I'm Living Then Live While I'm Dead.