Find Yourself A Lover Who Will Glue

Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.

The Right Combination Of Guilt And Machismo Has Sent Many A Fool Out Into The Jungle When He Should Have Stayed Home.

Humor Has Bailed Me Out Of More Tight Situations Than I Can Think Of. If You Go With Your Instincts And Keep Your Humor, Creativity Follows. With Luck, Success Comes, Too.

Therapy Is Extremely Expensive. Popping Bubble Wrap Is Radically Cheap.

Tonight I Just Need My Guitar.