Wrinkles Will Only Go Where The Smiles

The Only Thing That Is Still Free In This World Is Religion, Which Is Why A Lot Of People "find It.

We Need More Fruitcakes In This World, And Less Bakers!

I Got My Hush Puppies On. I Guess I Never Was Made Meant For Glitter Rock And Roll.

I Always Said That I Wouldn't Use A Teleprompter, And If I Start To Sing Real Flat, I'll Hang It Up.

There Will Always Be Those Who Feel More Comfortable Not Venturing From The Warmth Of The Hearth, But There Are Those Who Prefer To Look Out The Window And Wonder What Is Beyond The Horizon.