We Need More Fruitcakes In This World,

I've Done A Bit Of Smuggling, I've Run My Share Of Grass. I Made Enough Money To Buy Miami, But I Piss It Away So Fast.

My Only Contact With The Outside World Was An Rca Victrola, And Elvis Would Sing, And Then I'd Dream About Expensive Cars.

Our Children May Save Us If They Are Taught To Care Properly For The Planet; But If Not, It May Be Back To The Ice Age Or The Caves From Where We First Emerged. Then We'll Have To View The Universe Above From A Cold, Dark Place. No More Jet Skis, Nuclear Weapons, Plastic Crap, Broken Pay Phones, Drugs, Cars, Waffle Irons, Or Television. Come To Think Of It, That Might Not Be A Bad Idea.

If There’s A Heaven For Me, I’m Sure It Has A Beach Attached.

It's A Fine Line Between Saturday Night And Sunday Morning.