Don't Try To Describe The Ocean If

Found A Shaman In A Diaper With A Poppy Pot. When I Asked If He Was Cold, He Said Just Think Hot.

It Was Too Much Tequila, Or Not Quite Enough.

If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

I Was Hungry And Went Out For A Bite, Ran Into A Chum With A Bottle Of Rum And We Wound Up Drinking All Night.

Shells Sink, Dreams Float. Life's Good On Our Boat.