If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.

If I Couldn't Laugh, I Just Would Go Insane. If We Couldn't Laugh, We Just Would Go Insane. If We Weren't All Crazy, We Would Go Insane.

I Got Quarters In My Loafers Trying To Fight Inflation When It Only Used To Take A Cent.

I Hate To Mention Age, But I Come From An Era When We Weren't Consumed By Technology And Television. My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read. To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

I'm Living On Things That Excite Me, Be They Pastry, Or Lobster, Or Love...

You Better Lava Me Now Or Lava Me Not.