If I Couldn't Laugh, I Just Would

I'm Living On Things That Excite Me, Be They Pastry, Or Lobster, Or Love...

When They Tried To Draft Me, I Earned A College Degree.

Where It All Ends I Can't Fathom, My Friends. If I Knew, I Might Toss Out My Anchor.

I'd Like To Be A Jellyfish, 'cause Jellyfish Don't Pay Rent.

Nobody Else Cares About You At The Beginning Of Your Career Except You-and, Of Course, Your Mother. Your Mother Is There Because That Is What Mothers Do.