I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And

The Only Thing That Is Still Free In This World Is Religion, Which Is Why A Lot Of People "find It.

Nobody Else Cares About You At The Beginning Of Your Career Except You-and, Of Course, Your Mother. Your Mother Is There Because That Is What Mothers Do.

Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's Popcorn.

I Just Want To Live Happily Ever After, Every Now And Then.

And You Find As A Writer There Are Certain Spots On The Planet Where You Write Better Than Others, And I Believe In That. And New Orleans Is One Of Them.