My Mother Insisted That Her Children Read.

Elvis Was The Only Man From Northeast Mississippi Who Could Shake His Hips And Still Be Loved By Rednecks, Cops, And Hippies.

I Got Quarters In My Loafers Trying To Fight Inflation When It Only Used To Take A Cent.

Today There Are Two Madonnas, Our Lady Of Fatima Over Here And That Woman From Michigan.

My Only Contact With The Outside World Was An Rca Victrola, And Elvis Would Sing, And Then I'd Dream About Expensive Cars.

You Get Religion As Your Hair Turns Grey.