It Was Too Much Tequila, Or Not

I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And A Big Old Water Gun.

I'd Rather Die While I'm Living Then Live While I'm Dead.

If There’s A Heaven For Me, I’m Sure It Has A Beach Attached.

Life Was Just A Tire Swing. 'jambalaya' Was The Only Song I Could Sing. Blackberry Pickin', Eatin' Fried Chicken, And I Never Knew A Thing About Pain. Life Was Just A Tire Swing.

There's Damsels In Distress Out There, And We Got All This Beer.