There's A Fine Line Between Participation And

Your Inability To See Other Possibilities And Your Lack Of Vocabulary Are Your Brain's Limits, Not The Universe's.

When Life Gives You Lemons... Choke On Them And Die... You Stupid Lemon Eater.

To Err Is Human. To Cover It Up Is Weasel.

I Calculated The Total Time That Humans Have Waited For Web Pages To Load. It Cancels Out All The Productivity Gains Of The Information Age. Sometimes I Think The Web Is A Big Plot To Keep People Like Me Away From Normal Society.

The Job Isn't Done Until You've Blamed Someone For The Parts That Went Wrong.