When Times Are Bad, The Gloves Come

I Can't Bring Myself To Believe In A God With A Personality Like My Own. I Base That On The Paucity Of Lightning Attacks On People Who Deserve It.

Continuing To Believe The Same Thing, Even In The Face Of New Evidence To The Contrary, Is The Definition Of Insanity - Except In Politics Where It's Called Leadership.

The Cheesecake Factory Is A Great Business Model, But If You Take Your Wife There For Your 25th Wedding Anniversary, You Might Not Reach Your 26th.

You Already Barely Exist. Disappearing Entirely Won't Be That Much Of A Change.

Men Live In A Fantasy World. I Know This Because I Am One, And I Actually Receive My Mail There