My Old Life - No Amount Of

Obviously There's Not Much Options When You're A Cartoonist - You Pretty Much Either Work At Home Or Rent An Office I Guess, And Working At Home Just Seems Easier.

I Should Have Written That Down. - Dilbert

Management Is Nature's Way Of Removing Idiots From The Productive Flow.

I Never Knew What An Engineer Did For A Living When I Was A Kid. I Still Don't.

Dogbert: Scientists Have Discovered The Gene That Makes Some People Love Golf. Dilbert: How Can They Tell It's The Golf Gene? Dogbert: It's Plaid And It Lies.