There Was A Man Sitting In The

There Was An Irish Space Program To Go To The Sun. They Went At Night So They Didn't Get Burnt.

A Man Says To The Doctor: "what's The Good News?" "you've Got 24 Hours To Live." He Says: "what's The Bad News?" The Doctor Says: "we Should Have Told You Yesterday."

I'm Really Worried About My Girlfriend's Morals ... She Has Next Written On Her Knickers.

Most Of My Jokes Are Racist - Usually About The Irish.

I'm Not Really A Homosexual. I Just Help Them Out When They're Busy.