There Is One Guaranteed Formula For Failure,

... While The Republicans Are Smart Enough To Make Money, The Democrats Are Smart Enough To Get In Office Every Two Or Three Times A Century And Take It Away From 'em.

More Men Have Been Elected Between Sundown And Sunup Than Ever Were Elected Between Sunup And Sundown.

You Have To Have A Serious Streak In You, Or You Can't See The Funny Side Of The Other Fellow.

I Wonder If It Isn't Just Cowardice Instead Of Generosity That Makes Us Give Tips.

Funny Thing About Being A U.s. Senator, The Only Thing The Law Says You Have To Be Is 30 Years Old. Not Another Single Requirement. They Just Figure That A Man That Old Got Nobody To Blame But Himself If He Gets Caught In There.