Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

There Is No Income Tax In Russia. But There's No Income.

People That Pay For Things Never Complain. It's The Guy You Give Something To That You Can't Please.

That's The Trouble With A Politician's Life-somebody Is Always Interrupting It With An Election.

If You Get To Thinking You're A Person Of Some Influence, Try Ordering Somebody Else's Dog Around.

Real Estate Is The Best Investment In The World Because It Is The Only Thing They're Not Making Any More.