Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

A Stranger Is Just A Friend I Haven't Met Yet.

Farmers Have More Associations, And Bureaus, And Clubs, Than They Have Pitchforks.

Some Guy Invented Vitamin A Out Of A Carrot. I'll Bet He Can't Invent A Good Meal Out Of One.

I Don't Think You Can Make A Lawyer Honest By An Act Of Legislature. You've Got To Work On His Conscience. And His Lack Of Conscience Is What Makes Him A Lawyer.

There Is A Horse Here-the Furthest North Of Any Horse, And He Eats Fish And Travels On Snowshoes.