Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

I Read About Eight Newspapers In A Day. When I'm In A Town With Only One Newspaper, I Read It Eight Times.

Politics Is Not Worrying This Country One-tenth As Much As Where To Find A Parking Space.

With Congress, Every Time They Make A Joke It's A Law, And Every Time They Make A Law It's A Joke.

In The Early Days Of The Indian Territory, There Were No Such Things As Birth Certificates. You Being There Was Certificate Enough.

There Is Two Things That Can Disrupt Business In This Country. One Is War, And The Other Is A Meeting Of The Federal Reserve Bank.