Never Slap A Man Who's Chewing Tobacco.

Every Harvard Class Should Have One Democrat To Rescue It From Oblivion.

Will Rogers Used To Say He Wouldn't Run For President No Matter How Badly The Country Needed A Comedian.

Our Public Men Are Speaking Every Day On Something, But They Ain't Saying Anything.

If We Took Congress Seriously, We Would Be Worrying All The Time.

People Are Getting Smarter Nowadays; They Are Letting Lawyers, Instead Of Their Conscience, Be Their Guide.