There Is Nothing In The World That

Both Political Parties Have Their Good Times And Bad Times, Only They Have Them At Different Times.

Diplomacy Is The Art Of Saying 'nice Doggie' Until You Can Find A Rock.

I Don't Make Jokes. I Just Watch The Government And Report The Facts.

The Rest Of The People Know The Condition Of The Country, For They Live In It, But Congress Has No Idea What Is Going On In America, So The President Has To Tell 'em.

Where I Come From, They Won't Let Me Play With This Rope. They Think I Might Hurt Myself.