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If We Took Congress Seriously, We Would Be Worrying All The Time.

Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With A Fork, But Even Now If Nobody Is Around We Use Our Fingers.

Don't Gamble; Take All Your Savings And Buy Some Good Stock And Hold It Till It Goes Up, Then Sell It. If It Don't Go Up, Don't Buy It.

We Are The First Nation In The History Of The World To Go To The Poorhouse In An Automobile.

The Movies Are The Only Business Where You Can Go Out Front And Applaud Yourself.