No Party Is As Bad As Its

The Trouble With Land Is That They're Not Making It Anymore.

The Stock Market Has Spoiled More Appetites Than Bad Cooking.

Both Political Parties Have Their Good Times And Bad Times, Only They Have Them At Different Times.

A Holding Company Is The People You Give Your Money To While You're Being Searched.

I Know Things Are Going To Get Better In Spite Of Both Sides. Then When Things Do Get Better, Then You'll Hear The Yell That Will Go Up. The Democrats Will Swear That Recovery Was Due To Them. Now The Republicans, They'll Say It Was Due To Them. Nobody Wanted To Claim The Credit For The Country Blowing Up, But Wait Until It Starts Picking Up And They'll Both Be On It Then. See?