There Is A Fool Born Every Minute

There Is Scarcely Anything That Drags A Person Down Like Debt.

If I Was Not A Remarkably Modest Man, I Should Probably Brag A Little, And Say That I Had Done What No American Ever Before Accomplished By Visiting The Queen At Her Palace Twice Within Eight Days.

I Am A Showman By Profession... And All The Gilding Shall Make Nothing Else Of Me.

A Penny Here, And A Dollar There, Placed At Interest, Goes On Accumulating, And In This Way The Desired Result Is Attained.

You Know I Had Rather Be Laughed At Than Not To Be Noticed At All.