There Is Scarcely Anything That Drags A

There Is Scarcely Anything That Drags A Person Down Like Debt.

I Don't Care What The Newspapers Say About Me As Long As They Spell My Name Right.

Medicine Is The Means By Which We Poor Feeble Creatures Try To Keep From Dying Or Aching.

As A General Thing, I Have Not 'duped The World' Nor Attempted To Do So... I Have Generally Given People The Worth Of Their Money Twice Told.

You Know I Had Rather Be Laughed At Than Not To Be Noticed At All.