You Know I Had Rather Be Laughed

Clowns Are The Pegs On Which The Circus Is Hung.

Every Man Should Make His Son Or Daughter Learn Some Useful Trade Or Profession, So That In These Days Of Changing Fortunes Of Being Rich Today And Poor Tomorrow They May Have Something Tangible To Fall Back Upon. This Provision Might Save Many Persons From Misery, Who By Some Unexpected Turn Of Fortune Have Lost All Their Means.

I Am Indebted To The Press Of The United States For Almost Every Dollar Which I Possess.

Money Is The Excellent Slave And A Horrible Master.

There's One Born Every Minute.