There Have Been Many Presidents Of The

If You Will Refrain From Telling Any Lies About The Republican Party, I'lll Promise Not To Tell The Truth About The Democrats.

It Was For Columbus, When The Right Hour Struck, Forced And Propelled By This Fresh Life, To Reveal The Land Where These New Principles Were To Be Brought, And Where The Awaited Trial Of The New Civilization Was To Be Made.

Neither Realism Nor Romance Furnishes A More Striking And Picturesque Figure Than That Of Christopher Columbus. The Mystery About His Origin Heightens The Charm Of His Story.

My Dinners Have Never Interfered With My Business. They Have Been My Recreation. . . A Public Banquet, If Eaten With Thought And Care, Is No More Of A Strain Than A Dinner At Home.

As For Food, Half Of My Friends Have Dug Their Graves With Their Teeth.