It's Pleasant To Hear These Nice Words

It Is A Pity That Instead Of The Pilgrim Fathers Landing On Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock Had Not Landed On The Pilgrim Fathers.

"what Is The Most Beautiful Word In The Language?" The Elderly Lawyer Quickly Replied: "home."

The Walk Downstairs To The Breakfast Table Is Excercise Enough For Any Gentleman.

The Government Of The United States Is And Always Has Been A Lawyer's Government.

If You Will Refrain From Telling Any Lies About The Republican Party, I'lll Promise Not To Tell The Truth About The Democrats.